You Can Use A Technicality To Get Things Done.

*After watching a hearing before mine.*

Lawyer: I didn't know you could throw a person in jail for being stupid.

Me: Technically no, but stupidity was the root cause of that guy's actions.

Lawyer: You mean his lack of actions.

Me: Eh same difference.



*During one of my hearings.*

Me: So you're getting disability benefits. What is the nature of your disability?

Witness: I'm stupid.

Judge and I share a look of DON'T LAUGH NO MATTER HOW TRUE IT MIGHT BE!