Luckily This Wasn't One Of Mine.

*Sitting in the jury room waiting for the prior hearing to finish.*

Texan: I was appointed to this one freak and man was he weird.

Me: There are a lot of weird things around here. What made this guy so special?

Texan: He had a lot of quirks. One Thanksgiving he went into the restroom and the family heard glass breaking and he was screaming.

Me: *raises eyebrow at this point*

Texan: They rushed him to the hospital and the doctors removed a broken peanut butter jar out of his ass.

Me: What was this moran thinking? I'm trying to think at what point shoving a peanut butter jar up your butt seems like a good idea.

It's things like this that reinforce why I hate people.